There's two words to that bargain. - Jonathan Swift

He had therefore begun to think it not unwise in us to cover our bodies, and by that invention conceal many of our deformities from each other, which would else be hardly supportable.

He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put in vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw inclement summers.

The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet, when we want shoes.