I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the people were all bummed out. - Jarod Kintz

"Too many people talk about the weather, and not enough people talk about agriculture. When somebody says to me, "Beautiful weather we're having,” I always reply, "Irrigation and crop rotation."

I’ll name my town “Unwelcome,” and the sign will say, “Welcome to Unwelcome.

What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing myself. Am I the ideal leader? Let’s just say that if I were running for political office, I know who I’d vote for — twice.