[impersonating her mother] Now, Maria, if a boy doesn't lik… - Maria Bamford

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[impersonating her mother] Now, Maria, if a boy doesn't like you, I would just like you to know that he is intimidated by your beauty, because you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world and if you would stop doing impersonations of me I think other people would see that...

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Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".

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Alternative Names: Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford

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