A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you. - Jarod Kintz

Schrödinger’s cat was a Siamese cat, must have been, because if it’s at once alive and dead, it’s a zombie, and the only zombie cats are Siamese cats.

If you expect others to think for you, then you expect others to live your life for you. And I’m sorry, but the only person I’ll let live my life for me is my clone. He thinks like me, so I’m OK with him thinking for me.

Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.