Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic. - Jarod Kintz

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I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop.

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Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love.

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I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.

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