I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient qua… - Jarod Kintz

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I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.

Jarod Kintz

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it. · 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls.

I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube. - Jarod Kintz

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