Too many of my fellow Christians voted for selfishness and … - Garrison Keillor

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Too many of my fellow Christians voted for selfishness and for degradation of the beautiful world God created. I guess they figured that by the time the planet was a smoky wasteland, they’d be nice and comfy in heaven, so wotthehell.

Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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