Thank you...San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you...for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. - Daniel Tosh

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Thank you...San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you...for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.

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About Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh (born 29 May 1975) is an American comedian.

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Birth Name: Daniel Dwight Tosh
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I once had on a Lance Armstrong bracelet and a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet, and I rubbed a blind kid's eyes and he could see. But he wasn't used to the light, it was bright, walked into traffic was killed instantly. Okay, those of you that are laughing, I'm going to call you half-full, because you're remembering the most important part of the joke...the bracelets are working!

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