I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having another man around the house... - Daniel Tosh

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Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.

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Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

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We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure. As soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk? Why don't people talk about that?

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