I take my children everywhere, but they always find their w… - Robert Orben

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Robert Orben

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About Robert Orben

Robert Orben (March 4, 1927 – February 2, 2023) was an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He is the author of Speaker's Handbook of Humor.

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What bothers me about television is that it takes our minds off our minds.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

Humor gives presidents the chance to be seen as warm, relaxed persons. Humor reaches out and puts its arm around the listener and says, 'I am one of you, I understand,' and implicitly it promises, 'I will do something about your problems.'

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

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