If I bought a company that made hot dog buns, on Day 1 we w… - Mitch Hedberg

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If I bought a company that made hot dog buns, on Day 1 we would add two buns to every package... Day 2, work on deliciousness.

Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.

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Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg

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