I was walking past a sex shop an' that. One, it was open ea… - Karl Pilkington

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I was walking past a sex shop an' that. One, it was open early which I never understood, it was about eight o'clock in the morning. Who needs butt plugs then?

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Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.

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