Know the quiet place within your heart and touch the rainbow of possibility; be alive to the gentle breeze of communication, and please stop being su… - Garrison Keillor

Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic.

Women do not adore men; women are amused by men, we are a source of chuckles. That’s because women are the makers of life, and we aren’t. We will never be able to carry life within our bodies, never breast-feed. We get more than our share of loot and we are, for some reason, incredibly brave and funny and inventive, and yet our role in procreation basically is to get crazy and howl and spray our seed in all directions.

Do you think it’s right for Christians to use the names of pagan gods for the days of the week?