I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turn… - Jarod Kintz

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I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself. - Jarod Kintz

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