I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow… - Jarod Kintz

" "
I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow. It’s probably cold there, so I’m going to knit myself a warm cat sweater to wear.

Jarod Kintz

This quote has a book source. Sign up to see titles and page references

English

Collect this quote

All quotes from Jarod Kintz Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Jarod Kintz:

Groucho Marx Woody Allen Brandon Boyd Steven Wright Margaret Atwood

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like winners.

I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.

I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.

I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow. It’s probably cold there, so I’m going to knit myself a warm cat sweater to wear. - Jarod Kintz

Try QuoteGPT

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

Works in ChatGPT, Claude, or Any AI