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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. - Garrison Keillor
" "I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
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About Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.
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Gary Edward Keillor
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"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” — Garrison Keillor
But he got it from Billy Sunday...
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile." — Billy Sunday
Billy Sunday, William Thomas Ellis (1917). “Billy Sunday, the Man and His Message: With His Own Words which Have Won Thousands for Christ"
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