I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either. - Jarod Kintz

My face and body are not my essence. My actions, ideas, and ideals are the stuff of me. My clone will have my face and body, but he won’t be me.

Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn’t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney’s diary.

I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall).