Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "Wi… - Craig Ferguson

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Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "With my hand!

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Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born actor/comedian and former host of The Late Late Show. He was succeeded by British comedy actor James Corden.

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Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "With my hand! - Craig Ferguson

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