I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if… - Jarod Kintz

" "
I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success.

Jarod Kintz

This Book Has No Title · March 22, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

English

Collect this quote

About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

All quotes from Jarod Kintz Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Jarod Kintz:

Groucho Marx Woody Allen Brandon Boyd Steven Wright Margaret Atwood

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sex is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?!

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to s… - Jarod Kintz

About Jarod Kintz

Share this quote as an image

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz