A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped l… - Jarod Kintz

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A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate — even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil.

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