Now that I had become a man (with a leaky fountain pen to prove it), I was ready to take on the world. - Groucho Marx

Harpo, a shy and silent fellow, was taken up by the Algonquin crowd, at that time probably the most famous and brilliant conversational group in America. On a clear day, a good many of the following would be assembled there for lunch and mayhem: George Kaufman, Marc Connelly, Robert Benchley, Alexander Woollcott, Franklin P. Adams, Dorothy Parker, Newman Levy, Robert Sherwood, Howard Dietz and many others.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.