Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! - Woody Allen

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Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

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About Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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Birth Name: Allan Stewart Konigsberg

Also Known As: Woody

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Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' — probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

My brain: it's my second favorite organ.