If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream. - Jarod Kintz

If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes.

I got a zero. That’s like a perfect ten — it’s only one away from being flawless. Remember this next time you think you have nothing.

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