I drive as fast as four tire swings hanging from a tree bra… - Jarod Kintz

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I drive as fast as four tire swings hanging from a tree branch in the middle of winter. I also make love with as much speed and rotation.

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I drive as fast as four tire swings hanging from a tree branch in the middle of winter. I also make love with as much speed and rotation. - Jarod Kintz

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