I have an idea that the phrase “weaker sex” was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm. - Ogden Nash

Whales have calves, Cats have kittens Bears have Cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets, Seals have puppies, But guppies just have little guppies.

There is one thing that ought to be taught in all the colleges,
Which is that people ought to be taught not to go around always making apologies.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it.