People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it. - Ogden Nash

Smite, Smoot, Be rugged and rough, Smut if smitten Is front-page stuff.

I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy,
You've had about seven hours' sleep since Friday,
No wonder you feel that lost sensation;
You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.