Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm no… - Daniel Tosh

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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant."

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About Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh (born 29 May 1975) is an American comedian.

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Birth Name: Daniel Dwight Tosh
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