So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine? - Karl Pilkington

On dopplegangers - How would I know which one I was?

If there's one thing we haven't cracked yet in human civilsation, we've never been able to make a good wig. I wouldn't want a wig on me.

I wouldn't put a date on that pancake day anyway, just av 'em when you want, have it when you want. There's no big deal. You've got to make 'em yourself, it's not like some place is openin' to do it. Have em when you want. I don't know why that's got a special day on it,sick-of-it