I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow, and you said green was yellow and blue. You were like that with everything I said, taking … - Jarod Kintz

"Coaching is the only thing where the more someone else practices, the better you get. That’s my kind of hard work.
People always ask me, "Jarod, how come you don't have a Guinness World Record for getting others to do what you aren't capable of doing?"
I tell them I don't worry about awards, because I'm a buy-my-own-trophies kind of guy.
Plus, I'm too busy being the greatest duck farmer in history.
Then I give them the customer service number to call at Guinness, because that's a good question that demands to be answered."

Yesterday I memorized Shakespeare, and tomorrow I'm also going to memorize his first name.

I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.