The most important thing about me is that I am a Catholic. It's a superstructure within which you can work, like a sonnet. - Jean Kerr

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Children are different—mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.