The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Jean Kerr

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?

The most important thing about me is that I am a Catholic. It's a superstructure within which you can work, like a sonnet.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.