Origen cut off his own balls," Martin informed Randall. "Prostate cancer?" "Faith. - James Morrow

Father says don’t kill your principles just because the government is paying for the funeral.

Dexter Padula, a member of that ubiquitous academic breed, the professional graduate student, forever revising his dissertation while eyeing external reality with the anxious demeanor of a nursing infant struggling to imagine life beyond the tit.

I've always regretted not having a brother. Maybe I shouldn't."
"For me it's always been like having pubic hair. You have it, but what the hell is it for?