Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the.

"Every word she writes is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the’."
(on Lillian Hellman)

She's such a goddamn liar maybe she don't know herself anymore.

In my show I announce, ‘People say Lady Gaga is a lie, and they are right. I am a lie. And every day I kill to make it true.’

I don’t think she told any lies. She just forgot to tell the whole truth.

Americans of all persuasions are coming to the sad realization that our First Lady – a woman of undoubted talents who was a role model for many of her generation – is a congenital liar.

I now make the only true statement you are to expect – that I am a liar. This confession is, I consider, a full defence against all imputations. My subject is, then, what I have neither seen, experienced, nor been told, what neither exists nor could conceivably do so. I humbly solicit my readers' incredulity.

She was incurably dishonest.

It is a lie.

A woman who doesn't lie is a woman without imagination and without sympathy.

All well bred persons lie – Besides, you are a woman; you must never speak what you think…

Everybody lies about sex.

[On his alleged meetings with Virginia Giuffre, his accuser] I don't know if I've met her but no, I have no recollection of meeting her.

A liar will not be believed even when he speaks the truth.