To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone. - Jarod Kintz

I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.

When I was in the second grade, I used to think love was the feeling a man gets while riding a motorcycle and having a woman embrace him tightly from behind. Maybe I’m cynical now, but I’m starting to think love is a unicycle with a flat tire.

"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors" opened up for "The Cars.