My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a ch… - Ruth Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.

Ruth Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. - Ruth Rudner

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