I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. - Woody Allen

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.