I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines. - Jarod Kintz

I had a dream about you. Our relationship faded from red to white, and somewhere in the middle, in the pink zone, I told you I loved you and you returned it. However, at white, our relationship went black and I sought red in the arms of another woman.

I know what it means to be alone, especially in a large group of clones.

I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?