Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.

The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type.

There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants.