Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can. - Jarod Kintz

At first, the drudgery of mastering your craft is a prison — boring, slow, and with an awareness of how much time you’ll have to put in. But somewhere along your prison sentence, you come to see the time you put into your work not as dull and meager, but as meaningful — and you realize that your prison has become your palace, your place of escape.

I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’m going into politics.

Sell your stock, your livestock, and your siblings. Only child? No problem. Sell your shadow to The Desert People.