I've got to make it to heaven; for going through hell.

I’m bound to go to heaven because I’ve already served my time in hell.

I know I'm going to Hell. And I think I might see a few of you there. When I get there, it'll be like (waving) "Hi", "Hi", "Oh my God....Hi!"

You go to Heaven once you've been to Hell

Sometimes I think about dying. And then I wonder about going to hell. And then I think that if and when I go there, the place will be completely organized and run by lost souls, with a council and a works committee and an ethics panel, and I’ll feel right at home.

You have reason to wonder that you are not already in hell.

I’m sure I’ll go to heaven. I’ve been dull enough.

If I were to kiss you then go to hell, I would. So then I can brag with the devils I saw heaven without ever entering it.

I can’t tell you the amount of times in a day that I hear that I’m going to hell.

I believe I am in Hell, and so I am there.

I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.

I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am

I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am.

Maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do.