When I'm pining for a cigarette, I think of all the free on… - Nigel Blackwell

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When I'm pining for a cigarette, I think of all the free ones that I'd get, if I killed myself and came back as a beagle, WOOF!

Nigel Blackwell

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Nigel Blackwell, songwriter and lead singer of satirical UK rock band Half Man Half Biscuit.

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When I'm pining for a cigarette, I think of all the free ones that I'd get, if I killed myself and came back as a beagle, WOOF! - Nigel Blackwell

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