I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointme… - Jarod Kintz

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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married. - Jarod Kintz

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