Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up m… - Kelly Osbourne

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Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.

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Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984 in London, England) is a British singer and actress. She is the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne, and the sister of Jack Osbourne.

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Birth Name: Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne

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Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now. - Kelly Osbourne

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