Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it… - Karl Pilkington

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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.

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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about. - Karl interprets the phrase Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

If anythin', like I said, he didn't do us a favour, he saved too much. You can't move out there for stuff (Referring to Noah saving every animal)

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again...

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? - Karl Pilkington

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