The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down. - Jarod Kintz

Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three thermoses to contain it. And if it did get contained, would you drink my love black, or would you add cream and sugar?

The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.

I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it.