The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I nee… - Jarod Kintz

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The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

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The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down. - Jarod Kintz

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