I love Guns N’ Roses. Reminds me of the last time I tried to pick flowers from my neighbor’s garden. - Jarod Kintz

The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary.

When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.

While I was there, the song reminded me of here. But now that I’m here, the song reminds me of there. But that’s neither here nor there.