Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier. - Jarod Kintz

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Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to.
This Book Has No Title · March 22, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance
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