Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your ton… - Jarod Kintz

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Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier.

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Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier. - Jarod Kintz

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