[on being condescended to by a flight attendant] Ma'am, whe… - Bill Engvall

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[on being condescended to by a flight attendant] Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't wanna be a jackass...you just pushed my jackass button.

Bill Engvall

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William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

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Birth Name: William Ray Engvall, Jr.

Alternative Names: William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. • William Engvall, Jr. • William Ray Engvall • William Engvall

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You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My bad!".

As told in the final section of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Christmas CD:

[playing Pictionary with his wife and some friends]

[on being condescended to by a flight attendant] Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't wanna be a jackass...you just pushed my jackass button. - Bill Engvall

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