You know, I would buy you a parachute if I thought it would… - Groucho Marx

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You know, I would buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open.

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Julius Henry Marx (2 October 1890 – 19 August 1977), known as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and actor known as a member of the Marx Brothers comedy act and for his solo film and television career.

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You know, I would buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open. - Groucho Marx

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