You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. - Tina Fey

In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

Don’t ever feel inadequate when you look at magazines. Just remember that every person you see on a cover has a bra and underwear hanging out a gaping hole in the back. Everyone.

Brokeback Mountain was released last weekend. Its notable for being the first Western where the good guys get it in the end.